Top Ten Things to do When it Snows

I made this up around two years ago for my youth in Warrenton. Recently, when talking to one of them on IM, she asked if I remembered them. I told her I did so she sent me the copy she had. My mind is strange.

Ton ten things to do after the first Major Snow By Eric Ebbs

10. Fall Down

9. Make a snow angel while wearing very few clothes on and tell your friends you like the numb feeling

8.Feed snow to your dog

7. Insist on wearing all white in order to “Blend in” with the other “snow people”.

6.Let snowflakes accumulate on your head, then run inside Wal-mart Screaming, “Give me the best dandruff shampoo you got, pronto!”

5.Bury your sister

4.Say the words, “Winter Wonderland” everytime you refer to the snow

3. chain your dog to the grill of your truck/car and refer to your vehicle as a dogsled

2.Make whimsicle comments like, “I wish I had snowshovels for hands”

1.Make an enormous snowball, then gun it at one of your cows at point blank range. NOTE: if you do not have a cow, this will also work on other animals and some humans

-1. Always yell “BONZAI” when sledding down a large hill.

-2 When trying to find your way home during a heavy snow, refer to home as Desert Command and your vehicle as Eagle1, while refering to yourself as Snow Fox